How to know for a certainty if your church is true, or just a collection plate for the preacher

Ever go to a church and hear something different that what you had heard at a previous church?  Wouldn't it be nice if there was an incredibly easy way to find out if a church was just a crock or the real deal?  Well, there is.

I was reading a blog about human genomes and it made reference to the fact that while blacks and whites share a majority of similar genes, there are some genes found in blacks that do not ever appear in whites.  So, I did a Google search of the name of the people on board Noah's Arc that were black.  I knew that there was at least one black on board the Arc, but wanted the rest of the story.

The search results proved to be very telling because there was not a single web page that I found that had the answer.  I did not check all hundred million results, however.  There is much speculation in the Google results about where blacks actually did come from including...

• Blacks came from the curse of Ham
• Noah and his family were all black
• There were monkeys on board and someone had sex with one
• The flood was only regional and blacks never got wet
• There was no flood or Arc
• Noah had a slave
• Aliens brought blacks from a primitive planet to breed with humans
• do your own search to find a thousand more...  

There is a correct answer.  I would tell you the answer, but that would ruin it.
There is a church that not only preaches the answer and backs it up with scriptural reference, but it is generally common knowledge among the congregation.

Attend a different brand of church every week until you find the answer.  The answer is not surprising.  What is surprising is the number of people that go to a church that does not know.  Especially blacks.  If I was black, I would want to know.  The church that knows has millions of members worldwide so hopefully you won't have to attend too many fake churches before you find the answer.